Making An Effort

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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 a.m.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my six year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"

I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

The Difference Between Small Breasts and Large Breasts

Women with big breasts…
  • ..can get a taxi on the worst days
  • ..have a neat place to carry spare change
  • ..have always been the centre of the arts
  • ..make jogging a spectator sport
  • ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
  • ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
  • ..always float better
  • ..know where to look first for lost earrings
  • ..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
  • ..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
Women with small breasts…
  • ..don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
  • ..always look younger
  • ..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
  • ..can always see their toes and shoes
  • ..can sleep on their stomachs
  • ..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
  • ..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
  • ..can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle
  • ..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

Understanding a Woman



We need
REALLY MEANS
I want


You want
REALLY MEANS
You need


It's your decision
REALLY MEANS
The correct decision should be obvious by now.


We need to talk
REALLY MEANS
I need to complain


Do what you want
REALLY MEANS
You'll pay for this later.


You're ... so manly
REALLY MEANS
You need a shave and you sweat a lot.


Sure... go ahead
REALLY MEANS
I don't want you to.


I'm not upset
REALLY MEANS
Of course I'm upset, you moron!


You're certainly attentive tonight.
REALLY MEANS
Is sex all you ever think about?


I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!
REALLY MEANS
I'm on my period.


Be romantic, turn out the lights.
REALLY MEANS
I'm Embarrassed


This kitchen is so inconvenient
REALLY MEANS
I want a new house.


You have to learn to communicate.
REALLY MEANS
Just agree with me.


Yes
REALLY MEANS
No


No
REALLY MEANS
No


Maybe
REALLY MEANS
No


I heard a noise
REALLY MEANS
I noticed you were almost asleep.


Do you love me?
REALLY MEANS
I'm going to ask for something expensive.


How much do you love me?
REALLY MEANS
I did something you're not going to like.


I'll be ready in a minute.
REALLY MEANS
Be patient I'll be a while.


Am I a little fat?
REALLY MEANS
Tell me I'm beautiful.


I'm sorry.
REALLY MEANS
You'll be sorry.



Do you like this recipe?
REALLY MEANS
It's easy to fix, so get used to it.


Was that the baby?
REALLY MEANS
Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.


I'm not yelling!
REALLY MEANS
Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.


All we're going to buy is a soap dish
REALLY MEANS
Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

Six Pack Abs For Women

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Six pack abs craze had been there in many countries for a very long time. It is that which gives one a flat chested, hardy and strong figure and is something that can be achieved only through rigorous body work and by enough of out throwing perspiration.

Having six abs also helps in having sturdy strong arms but the negative link associated with it is that it gives the body a crunchy pain and thus one should take care to deliberately avoid the crunch based exercises and practice those ones that are simply done on a mat in a proper environment and ambiance.

But this act of having six packs is considered to be a highly unwomanly act as women are of the weaker sex and are unable to continue such terrible, rigorous, painful exercise schedules. Many people also feel that having six packs abs tend to give women a male-structured figure. But on the other hand, it is having this six pack abs that gives a woman sexy figure. But having six pack abs women is considerably a very new and exciting concept taken up in many discussions amongst woman everywhere. But the women must know that they should take a back step from the intense routine of having six pack abs.

The medical team presents a view that as a result of doing such exercises women face hormonal changes during menopause. Hence, it is very important, that the women should consult their doctors before taking up any six abs exercises.

The exercises meant for the men and women are definitely different, to suit the physical structure of their body. Women are not that physically fit and hence cannot lift heavy amounts of weight. Therefore, their tenure of making a six pack abs body is generally more than that of the men. But it is very important to keep this in mind that such exercises should be avoided by the pregnant women under all circumstances to ensure the safety of their child as well as themselves.

The woman who wants to have a six pack abs figure must start working for it from the teenage or at the most by the early twenties and continue doing so till the end thirties. This is the age which gives their physic, the proper toning to have this six pack abs figure.

Some of the basic requirements for having a six abs figure for a woman are:

• Healthy Eating: This includes avoiding processed and fast foods and just having healthy, nutritious ones, especially fruits and vegetables.

• Doing Regular Exercises: this is based on strict discipline that helps to reduce unnecessary belly fat. Such exercises generally include consumption of fruits, vegetables, lean meats, nuts and whole grains.

• Abs Training which helps to firm up the abdominal muscles and give a flatter look to the belly. Such exercises include crunches, plank holds, abdominal bicycles, hanging leg raises and wheel rollouts.

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